Limited Beta — Now Open

Your family's
shared brain

Stop drowning in group texts, forgotten groceries, and "where are you?" messages. One AI assistant the whole family shares.

Works on Telegram — free on iOS, Android & desktop

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TahnehOnline
Add milk and eggs to the shopping list
Done! 🛒 Added milk and eggs. Your list has 6 items now. Jess added bread earlier today.
Do the kids need jackets today?
Nope! ☀️ It's 72°F and sunny in Folsom today. Perfect for short sleeves.
What's for dinner?
Tonight's the garlic butter chicken! 🍗 You've got everything except heavy cream — want me to add it to the list?
🚀 Early Beta
🤖 Powered by Claude AI
🔒 Privacy-first — we never sell your data

Sound familiar?

Every family runs on invisible coordination. And most of it falls on one person.

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"Did you get milk?"

Five people, three group chats, and the groceries still get forgotten.

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"Where are you?"

Practice ended 20 minutes ago. No response. You're already in the car.

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"What's the password?"

WiFi, Netflix, the garage code. It's all in someone's head. Good luck.

Shared Lists

Everyone's list.
Always in sync.

"Add milk" — and the whole family sees it. Check items off, clear completed, even find products on Amazon. No app to download, no account to create.

🛒 Shopping List
Add almond milk, bananas, and chicken thighs
Added! Your shopping list now has:
✅ Bread (Jess added)
☐ Almond milk
☐ Bananas
☐ Chicken thighs
☐ Heavy cream
Pickup Alerts

Kid sends a photo.
You get directions.

Your child texts "pickup" with a photo of where they are. Tahneh analyzes the location and sends you a Google Maps link. No more "where exactly are you?" back-and-forth.

📍 Pickup Alert
📷 Pickup please!
🔔 PARENT ALERT
Logan needs a pickup!
📍 Looks like the soccer field at Lembi Park
Open in Google Maps →
Photo Intelligence

Snap it.
Tahneh handles it.

Send a photo of a sports schedule — every game gets extracted. Snap your fridge — it tells you what's running low. Receipt? Logged. Homework? Explained. One photo, zero effort.

📸 Photo Intelligence
📷 [Baseball schedule photo]
Found 8 games! 🏟️

⚾ Mar 15 — vs Tigers, 10 AM
⚾ Mar 22 — vs Eagles, 2 PM
⚾ Mar 29 — vs Hawks, 11 AM
...

Want me to save these to the family schedule?

One bot. The whole family.

"ChatGPT is single-player. Tahneh is multiplayer."

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Parent

Full access. Budgets, schedules, everything.

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Grandparent

Family info + kid schedules.

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Nanny

Kid details, allergies, routines.

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Teen

Homework help, lists, filtered content.

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Child

Jokes, trivia, age-appropriate only.

A day with Tahneh

Real moments, real families

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7:00 AM

Morning check-in

Mom asks about the weather. Kids don't need jackets. Dad sees it too.

"72°F and sunny! Perfect for short sleeves ☀️"
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3:15 PM

Pickup time

Logan sends a photo from soccer practice. Dad gets directions instantly.

"📍 Logan needs a pickup at Lembi Park — 8 min drive"
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4:30 PM

Grocery run

Mom checks the list from the store. Everyone's additions are already there.

"Your list: milk, bread, chicken, bananas, heavy cream 🛒"
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5:45 PM

Dinner time

"What's for dinner?" is finally answered. Recipe, ingredients, all of it.

"Tonight: garlic butter chicken! Prep time: 15 min 🍗"
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7:30 PM

Homework help

The 10-year-old sends a photo of a math problem. Tahneh walks them through it.

"Let's break this down step by step..."

And so much more

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Meal Planning

Connected to your recipe database. "What's for dinner?" — answered.

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Weather

"Do the kids need jackets?" — checked before you even ask.

😂

Fun Stuff

Dad jokes, trivia nights, movie recommendations for family night.

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Voice Messages

Send a voice note, get a voice reply. Hands-free family coordination.

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Reminders

"Remind me to call the dentist." Done. Tahneh won't forget.

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Amazon Links

"Find paper towels on Amazon" — instant search with one tap to buy.

Choose your AI

Not locked into one model. Bring your own key or use the default.

🟣

Claude

Anthropic's best. The default.

Free
🟢

ChatGPT

OpenAI's GPT-4o family.

Bring Your Key
🔵

Gemini

Google's latest AI.

Bring Your Key

Ready to give your family
a shared brain?

Limited beta — we're letting in 50 families at a time.

Free during beta. No credit card required. We'll email you when your spot opens.

💬 Tahneh

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Hey! 👋 I'm Tahneh — ask me anything about what I can do for your family!